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“America could be the next Greece. Worse than that, we could be Grease 2.” — Stephen Colbert
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CARTOON: Europe drains the U.S.
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“It’s been a rough day in the stock market. It’s so bad, today, President Obama had to lay off two teleprompters…the economy is so bad, Joe Biden had to cash in his swear jar….the economy is so bad, I saw the governor of Arizona eating at Taco Bell.” — Jay Leno
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CARTOON: Greece Spill
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“Does the Euro recover, or does it keep on nose-diving? Because what I’d like to be able do is go to Europe this summer and, with a roll of dimes, just buy something from the Louvre.” — Stephen Colbert
