As many of the late-night comedy shows take the week off, showing reruns, we release a rerun of our own. Our top 5 favorite Friday Funnies:
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“Does the Euro recover, or does it keep on nose-diving? Because what I’d like to be able do is go to Europe this summer and, with a roll of dimes, just buy something from the Louvre.” — Stephen Colbert
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“Those 400,000 temporary census worker jobs? Who says they have to be temporary? The Constitution says we have to take a census every 10 years, it doesn’t say that it can’t last 10 years. Just tell them to count slower.” — Jon Stewart
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“Top Chef DC premieres tonight on Bravo. But since it’s in DC, the contestants don’t actually cook, they just talk about what they’re going to cook in the future.” — Jimmy Fallon
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“The U.S. Postal Service reported a $3.5 billion loss in the last quarter, which established it as the federal government’s most successful enterprise.” — Jay Leno
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The Onion: U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program
They’ll have to cook it and we’ll have to eat it before they tell us what is in it.