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Cartoon: Double Dips
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“Congress is very upset with Roger Clemens because they feel like they were lied to. Good! Now they know how we feel.” – Jay Leno
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Cartoon: Chinese Economy
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The Onion: Pentagon Ripped Off By Shady Weapons Dealer
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“They say the recession is good for people because fewer people drive to work which means fewer deaths in auto accidents. Fewer people can afford to eat, so we don’t gain enough weight. You know what that means? President Obama’s economic plan is also his healthcare plan. It’s genius!” – Jay Leno
