5 funny jokes and skits about government spending

February 26, 2010

5. “Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner  said we are expected to lose $30 billion from our investment in the auto industry. To which Bernie Madoff goes, hey, I could have done better than that. Why isn’t he in jail?” – Jay Leno, Week of Jan. 3 (@ 0:02)

4. “I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck.”  – Ron in NBC’s Parks and Recreation (@ 2:40)

3. “The Money Hole” skit, The Onion

2. “In his speech on the economy, President Obama said this, we have to continue to spend our way out of the recession. Spending our way out of the recession? Isn’t at the like trying to drink your way out of alcoholism?” – The Jay Leno Show, Week of Dec. 13 (@ 0:01)

1. “China Cold Open” skit, Saturday Night Live


 

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3 Responses to 5 funny jokes and skits about government spending

  1. Nathan Spiwak says:

    So funny!! It’s amazing to see people from every walk of life realizing that excessive government spending will put us all in the poor house.

  2. Nathan Spiwak says:

    So funny!! It’s amazing to see people from every walk of life realizing that excessive government spending will put us all in the poor house.

  3. Nathan Spiwak says:

    So funny!! It’s amazing to see people from every walk of life realizing that excessive government spending will put us all in the poor house.

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