Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about government spending

October 8, 2010

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“We’re now in the longest, deepest recession since the Great Depression. When this recession started, Lindsay Lohan was known for her acting.” – Jay Leno

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“Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer, is criticizing President Obama for not properly training his dog, Bo. Apparently, Bo still doesn’t respond to simple commands such as ‘sit,’ ‘stay,’ and ‘fix the economy.’” – Jimmy Fallon

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Cartoon: Economic Recess

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“EA Sports released a new version of the video game ‘NBA Jam’ that features Obama, Biden, Bush, and Cheney. Bush and Cheney play the first half, then Obama and Biden try to come back from a 6 billion point deficit.” – Jimmy Fallon

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The Onion: American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push Interests In Congress

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