Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about government spending
Cartoon: Rescuing the Unemployed
“You are, let me get this right, the head of the Council of Economic Advisors. What does that mean? Are you like the Joint Chiefs, but for money?” — Stephen Colbert talking to Austan Goolsbee.
“The White House has issued an alert for American tourists traveling in Europe over fears of a terror attack. But the joke’s on you, terrorists. We can’t afford to go to Europe.” — Jimmy Fallon