Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about government spending

Friday Funnies | November 19, 2010

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“China is expected to overtake the U.S. as the world’s biggest economy in the next two years. Americans couldn’t believe it. ‘That hasn’t happened already?’” – Jimmy Fallon

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“The House Ethics Committee has found Rep. Charles Rangel guilty of financial misconduct. It wasn’t easy. They had to go way outside Washington to find anyone that knew anything about ethics.” – Jay Leno

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“One of the new proposals from a bipartisan commission released Wednesday suggested that in order to bring down the deficit, the government would need to raise the retirement age to 69 by the year 2075. So the next time a baby is crying on your flight, it’s probably because they just found out they’re gonna have to work until they’re 69 in new China.” – Seth Meyers

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The Onion: The proposed deficit commission cuts you didn’t hear about

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“The Dallas Cowboys on Monday fired head coach Wade Phillips after the team’s 1-7 start this season. Wow, a brand new house, a rapid downward spiral, and now unemployment. They really are America’s team.” – Seth Meyers

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