Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about government spending

June 11, 2010

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“Those 400,000 temporary census worker jobs? Who says they have to be temporary?  The Constitution says we have to take a census every 10 years, it doesn’t say that it can’t last 10 years.  Just tell them to count slower.” — Jon Stewart

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