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“Jessica Simpson’s various product lines are expected to gross over a billion dollars this year. How embarrassing is this for President Obama, that Jessica Simpson has a better business plan than he does?” – Jay Leno

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Cartoon: A Titanic mistake

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“I love tax season. My accountant says that I can save a lot of money if I declare my show a church.” – David Letterman

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The Onion: Indiana’s interesting proposition

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“A new report found that the U.S. spends more than $5 billion on redundant government programs. Another report found that the U.S. spends more than $5 billion on redundant government programs.” – Jimmy Fallon