Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about the economy

Friday Funnies | June 10, 2011

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“President Obama said today he’s not concerned about a double dip recession. He’s more concerned the recovery we’re in is not creating enough jobs. In fact, do you know what you call a recovery that isn’t creating enough jobs? A recession.” – Jay Leno

4

“Congress has rejected raising the debt ceiling, so if China calls, let it go to voicemail.” – Stephen Colbert

3

“The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that, and everyone at the White House will be looking for jobs.” – Jay Leno

2

“Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is predicting that the economy will pick up in the second half of the year. So you know what that means: nothing.” – Jimmy Fallon

1

“I don’t know if we’ll raise the debt ceiling, but we should definitely scale back on putting in a new debt porch.” – Stephen Colbert

 

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6 Responses to Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about the economy

  1. CJ says:

    It’s too late. The only option we have left is Ron Paul. He has already planned for a difficult change back to prosperity and liberty, but as usual the candidate who speaks the truth and would do exactly what he/she says they would do. Anyone else and we are just doomed to this GREATEST DEPRESSION. Get your guns, load up the food and pay off your mule…..its knocking on the front door.

  2. CJ says:

    It’s too late. The only option we have left is Ron Paul. He has already planned for a difficult change back to prosperity and liberty, but as usual the candidate who speaks the truth and would do exactly what he/she says they would do. Anyone else and we are just doomed to this GREATEST DEPRESSION. Get your guns, load up the food and pay off your mule…..its knocking on the front door.

  3. CJ says:

    It’s too late. The only option we have left is Ron Paul. He has already planned for a difficult change back to prosperity and liberty, but as usual the candidate who speaks the truth and would do exactly what he/she says they would do. Anyone else and we are just doomed to this GREATEST DEPRESSION. Get your guns, load up the food and pay off your mule…..its knocking on the front door.

  4. Faye Saterfield says:

    #5 Well, he’s lucky. He can choose!

    #4 …and don’t believe them if they say you won the lottery and want to know your address.

    #3 “Well then, Daddy, just write a check if you don’t have enough cash,” said my fourth grader.

    #2 But it’s true! They’ll pick up our cars and deeds to property to give to China for the unpaid debt.

    #1 Does that mean we can’t have the new toilet, either? We need it to flush the other stimulus down.

  5. Faye Saterfield says:

    #5 Well, he’s lucky. He can choose!

    #4 …and don’t believe them if they say you won the lottery and want to know your address.

    #3 “Well then, Daddy, just write a check if you don’t have enough cash,” said my fourth grader.

    #2 But it’s true! They’ll pick up our cars and deeds to property to give to China for the unpaid debt.

    #1 Does that mean we can’t have the new toilet, either? We need it to flush the other stimulus down.

  6. Faye Saterfield says:

    #5 Well, he’s lucky. He can choose!

    #4 …and don’t believe them if they say you won the lottery and want to know your address.

    #3 “Well then, Daddy, just write a check if you don’t have enough cash,” said my fourth grader.

    #2 But it’s true! They’ll pick up our cars and deeds to property to give to China for the unpaid debt.

    #1 Does that mean we can’t have the new toilet, either? We need it to flush the other stimulus down.

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