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“Today Mitt Romney announced he’s building a $12-million beach house in California. There’s a man who can read the mood of the country.” – David Letterman

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Cartoon: Who’s at fault?

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“The earthquake was so strong that the Tea Party shifted to the center.” – David Letterman

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“The CEO of Starbucks said that President Obama shouldn’t be vacationing during a crisis, and that he should be getting Americans back to work — so they can afford a $9 cup of coffee.” – Conan O’Brien

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The Onion: Congress To Bet The Farm On One Last Big Bill