Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about the economy

Friday Funnies | September 2, 2011


Cartoon: The new Greek ruins


“Happy Birthday to John McCain, who turned 75 years old today! A lot has changed since he was born. Back then a dollar was worth 20 cents. Today, it’s not worth nearly that much.” – Jimmy Fallon


“President Obama’s uncle has been arrested on suspicion of drunk driving…How sad is it for the uncle? He got thrown in jail and the only relative he could call for bail money is $14 trillion in debt.” – Jay Leno


The Onion: Report: At This Point, Most Americans Feel More Comfortable In Dying Economy


“Hurricane Irene wasn’t that bad. In fact, it was downgraded to a tropical storm. Even our hurricanes are getting downgraded. Maybe Irene owed money to China too.” – Jay Leno

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