Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about the economy

Friday Funnies | September 23, 2011

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“Congress’ approval rating has dropped to 12 percent. The other 88 percent are withholding judgment until Congress actually does something.” – Jay Leno

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The Onion: U.S. Economic Recovery Resting On Man Currently Perusing Sears Power Tools Section

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“President Obama described himself as an eternal optimist. He then explained that he’s the kind of person that sees the country as ‘half employed.’” - Conan O’Brien

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“The Tea Party is forming its own debt super committee that will meet this week at a Florida Denny’s. You do not want to be the waiter that adds the tax to their check.” - Conan O’Brien

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“President Obama addressed the United Nations General Assembly. He opened up with a joke: ‘The American dollar is strong.’” - Jimmy Kimmel

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