Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about the economy

Friday Funnies | December 23, 2011

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“According to a new CBS poll, 33 percent of Americans say they won’t have enough money to cover their holiday spending. I believe these people are called Congress.” – Jay Leno

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“This was the 427th of 2,000 debates to be held between now and when President Obama is re-elected. There are so many debates. For a group of people who don’t want the government interfering in our lives a lot, they interfere in our lives a lot.” – Jimmy Kimmel

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The Onion: Remains Of Ancient Race Of Job Creators Found In Rust Belt

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“If there is a [government] shutdown, 800,000 nonessential federal employees will be suspended. You know, maybe that’s our budget problem right there. We have 800,000 nonessential federal employees.” – Jay Leno

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“Having a functioning government is on my bucket list.” – Andy Borowitz

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