5.  The Onion: Making Half-Court Shots Best Way to Support Family of Four

4. “Today marks the 158th anniversary of the Republican Party — while tomorrow marks the 158th Republican debate.” –Jimmy Fallon

3. Political Cartoon: Solutions to the UK Budget Crisis

2. “Due to the rising price of oil and gas, the Obama administration announced today they are considering dipping into our national strategic re-election reserves. I mean, I’m sorry — strategic oil reserves.” –Jay Leno

1. Political Cartoon: The Gerbil in the Room