Friday Funnies: 5 Jokes About the Economy!
5. “JPMorgan lost $3 billion in their first quarter and today they lost yet another $1 billion. Turns out they bet on the Lakers. I don’t know what JPMorgan is doing. They announced today they are moving their entire headquarters to Greece.” –Jay Leno
4. “This week Mitt Romney started giving speeches while standing in front of a giant U.S. debt clock. When asked what it was like campaigning with a large electronic object, the debt clock was like, ‘Not bad.’” –Jimmy Fallon
3. “President Obama gave the commencement speech at Barnard College the other day. He told graduates their future is bright unless they want jobs.” –Jay Leno
1. “Facebook is worth $100 billion. Today it was friended by Greece.” –David Letterman