5. ”At a campaign rally in Charlotte, Vice President Joe Biden said, ‘The middle class has been buried the past four years. Buried.’ Which candidate is he campaigning for? I’m confused.” –Jay Leno

 

4. Political Cartoon: Better Stage

 

3. ”A new survey found that over 35 percent of Americans actually plan on voting before Election Day. Not for president of the United States, just for ‘Dancing With the Stars.’” –Jimmy Fallon

 

2. ”With the first presidential debate less than a week away, both the Obama camp and Romney camp are being careful not to overhype their candidates. They’re asking voters to lower their expectations and not get too excited. Or as voters put it, ‘Way ahead of you. Don’t worry about that.’” –Jimmy Fallon

 

1. Political Cartoon: The Driverless Car