1. Political Cartoon: I Can See Greece From My House

2. The candidates are choosing their Secret Service code names. Why do they tell us? You’d think that should be secret. – Jay Leno

3. Political Cartoon: Cut Spending

4. “You know what’s kind of ironic? This will be the fourth St. Patrick’s Day of Obama’s presidency. He still hasn’t created a green job. What happened to those?” –Jay Leno

5. Political Cartoon: Gas Prices