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Friday Funnies: 5 Jokes About the Economy!

Friday Funnies | May 4, 2012

“Rupert Murdoch got some bad news today. British lawmakers said Murdoch is unfit to run a company. Is that news? He’s 160 years old. Of course he’s unfit to run a company. But perfect to run a Hollywood studio, or Congress.” –Craig Ferguson

Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about the economy

Friday Funnies | April 22, 2011

“Forty percent of Americans say they would rather cut their own hair than do their taxes. And then there are people that would rather do neither. I’m talking to you, Willie Nelson.” – Craig Ferguson

Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about the economy

Friday Funnies | February 25, 2011

“I’m glad we have a day for the presidents, but shouldn’t we have a day for Congress when the Senate and the House can kick back and not worry about getting anything done? Oh, wait.” – Craig Ferguson