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Friday Funnies! 5 Jokes About the Economy

Friday Funnies | November 23, 2012

“After the election, 20 states said they’ve got to get out. They said, ‘We can’t take it anymore,’ so 20 states are working on seceding from the United States. We’re facing real economic problems, so take those 20 states that want to leave and charge them $10,000 apiece.” –David Letterman

Friday Funnies! 5 Jokes About the Economy

Friday Funnies | October 19, 2012

“They agreed the subjects for the debate were foreign and domestic issues. Which pretty much covers everything, doesn’t it? Where else is there besides foreign and domestic issues? Space, I guess?” –Jimmy Kimmel