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Friday Funnies: 5 Jokes About The Economy!

Friday Funnies | May 11, 2012

“New predictions out today claim 42 percent of Americans will be obese by the year 2030. They say the only way to stop that is for the government to step in. Oh yeah, when it comes to trimming the fat and tightening your belt, what better way than the U.S. government?” –Jay Leno

Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about the economy

Friday Funnies | December 23, 2011

“According to a new CBS poll, 33 percent of Americans say they won’t have enough money to cover their holiday spending. I believe these people are called Congress.” – Friday Funnies: 5 jokes about the economyLeno