FRIDAY FUNNIES: 10 JOKES ABOUT THE ECONOMY

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“President Obama said he doesn’t have time to play games with Republicans on a budget deal. Which is bad news for the new video game ‘Wii Budget Deal.’” – Jimmy Fallon

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“It looks like we’re heading for a government shutdown. And you thought Joe Biden had nothing to do before.” – Jay Leno

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“A lot of public beaches may also be shut down, which could severely whiten John Boehner.” – Jimmy Kimmel

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The Onion: GOP completely fixes economy by canceling funding for NPR

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“The most embarrassing part is that by the weekend, our government could be shut down, but Moammar Gadhafi’s government could still be working.” – Jay Leno

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“Due to the budget impasse, the federal government may shut down next week. There will be another season of ‘Jersey Shore,’ but the U.S. government is still up in the air.” – Conan O’Brien

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The Onion: GE’s aggressive tax strategy

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“Members of Congress will still get paid if there’s a shutdown. So it will be just like it is now. We’ll be paying them to do nothing.” – Jay Leno

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“The White House may have to lay off all nonessential workers if the government shuts down. You know: interns, pages, Biden…” – Jimmy Fallon

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“We’re heading for a government shutdown. This is serious. Without the government who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt?” – Jay Leno

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