Have you ever wished you could talk like White House press secretary Jay Carney?
Of course not, you have places to be. BUT STILL, now you can!
The good folks over at Yahoo have compiled an interactive list of the 9,486+ ways Jay Carney won’t answer your questions, which you can peruse for your reference below. Soon you too will be spouting out unsatisfactory responses like a pro to friends, family and law-enforcement officials. Enjoy!
Happy Friday, everybody.