Did you know there’s a limestone cavern in Pennsylvania where bureaucrats are processing federal retirement papers by hand. THERE IS LITERALLY A CAVE FULL OF BUREAUCRATS!
This was our reaction when we found out about it:
The cave is located more than 200 feet underground.
The former limestone mine spans nearly 145 acres.
It houses 600 employees and 28,000 file cabinets.
Government employees send their retirement paperwork here…
… to be processed BY HAND. INSIDE OF A CAVE.
Because who needs modern technology?
The government has spent $100 million on the Cave of Bureaucrats.
Welcome to their underground lair. You paid for that.